What you are about to hear is so pathetic, so vile, so repugnant, so scummy, so outrageously moronic, that we can’t even respond to it. This is ‘Toilet Journalism 101’ at its finest, delivered by Australia’s leading expert in the field, Tory Shepherd.
If they gave out international awards for intellectual trash, Australia would win hands down, with Tory leading the team. Of course, Australia would also take second place, thanks to Paul Syvret. Anyway, that’s another story.
Today, Tory is the star of the show, and ABC has pimped her ride.
Opening the dunny lid
Oh, how the mighty have fallen
What if Tory were a real journalist?
She would probably produce something more like this.
Tory told me the Internet is bad; what can I do?